I'm not sure if you lovelies have heard of me but I'm a rising star in British Political discourse. I previously associated with the Green Party but they were well below my ambitions, which is to be either Prime Minister or editor of Morning Star. I'm spreading the word about myself, trying to bring a bit of light and insight into the little people's minds around the world. My advice to you is get on the train now as I'm pulling out of the station to WONDERSVILLE. Starmer - NO! Johnson - NAY! Miss Josephine Cloof is here and she IS BEAUTIFUL! BOW DOWN LITTLE PEOPLE AND WORSHIP ME NOW! I WILL LAY WASTE TO YOUR PETTY POLITICS WITH MY FURIOUS INSIGHT and a nice cuppa. I will be the first British leader to work exclusively in my underpants. This is the new hotness baby, 6 foot 5 of sweet, unbridled intellect with the body and skin of the gorgeous Miss Devine. At me right now @I__like__eggs 

Love Joe xxx